Category: Filí my pockets
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Groom of the Stool
The Shit Sifter clocks in Because he never recycled and lived in sin He lives forever in a disgusting bin infernal Anyone chucks whatever in A gin bottle full of old cum A cloudbank of fouled bum rags Ten thousand stubbed out fags A dog corpse animate with maggots Meat a magpie wouldn’t eat A sanitary…
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Dragon Shit
A dragon will eat a man suit and shoes A crombie and docs jut out of his pooh Eats him whole, ears and hat, no bits Leftover, then does a great big shit With a stetson sat on top When he eats curly haired people it looks like he’s shat a mop The mound of…
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Blood Simple
Now I like a movie with thrills I sorta like Coen Brothers sometimes Watched Blood Simple and it was shite I can see how their style developed with time But it was there from the first, a certain shine A direct line to the creative divine, if you will Boring despite a short runtime Adoring…
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Pearl Jam Guy
I see you Dad’s pearl jam shirt Facebook work listed as pint university For you it never gets better Than Yellow Leadbetter You take a red setter bus to the city center Eddie Vedder on your headphones His lyrics enter you like food, like bones Into an ogre’s gullet You never caught the header Born…
Alchemisland 