Alchemisland

Sif suddenly bald So I make a dwarf a hairgiver Bad temper, hairtrigger Big enough order, yeah I’ll deliver there Red hot, leave the spot with tunes blaring because I don’t care Roof down so I can feel the air move my hair Packs in the back, boot where I keep my spare Risk like…

Ask myself “Are you winning?” Like a dad passing by his son’s room Peeking his head into the blue-cut gloom. Head spinning like the wheel of a crashed bike. However I tried My brakes wouldn’t bite Downhill slip and slide. I went over the handlebars, spiked. Landed hard on my side Hurt those prime parts…

Concentration camp commandant Yeah, I burn through it faster than when they saw Yanks and Ruskis advancing, ranks of tanks Wife offed herself in the backyard pond Now he’s often feeling despondent.

Buckfast not half as nice in a glass  Talking not half as nice when it’s out the ass  Could take him to task but I’m not arsed Like the walls in a fancypants manse, I’m getting plastered. He’s talking horseshit but free drugs so I endorse it. I adore horsing down portions meant to help…