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Straightener with James Joyce
He gave me no choice I’m having a straightener with James Joyce He wrote Ulysses but he’s useless in the ring Bad knees, a breeze has him dancing reels Ineluctable modality of the visible is tested when I get physical, shots I drilled send him spilling over a table Half the man Leopold Bloom is,…
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Groom of the Stool
The Shit Sifter clocks in Because he never recycled and lived in sin He lives forever in a disgusting bin infernal Anyone chucks whatever in A gin bottle full of old cum A cloudbank of fouled bum rags Ten thousand stubbed out fags A dog corpse animate with maggots Meat a magpie wouldn’t eat A sanitary…
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Dragon Shit
A dragon will eat a man suit and shoes A crombie and docs jut out of his pooh Eats him whole, ears and hat, no bits Leftover, then does a great big shit With a stetson sat on top When he eats curly haired people it looks like he’s shat a mop The mound of…
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