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Mapfiller
Want to fill out your map’s blanks but curiosity killed the cat Saw him sodden and bloated, washed up on the riverbank Mudlarking at low tide not a lucrative exercise Found a pliers, two tyres, six cans of cider, a bike, none of it roman Send your consciousness elsewhere, astral roaming charges When you beef…
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Satellites
Toxic people orbit me like psychopathic satellites Either traitors or sycophants Done behind back like tied hands I’m a Tiger Tank hunting black and tans Span of my land vast, my hull alas sank My life depressing to watch like Tideland I’m the president’s boss in a golden tiepin I’ve got a ripe ting sprouting…
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Nodefences
No defence when I swing for the fences I’m sorry to have given offence Let me just bend this one guy’s spine Then I’ll be outta your hair Run up blasting like Dan Dare Ding him twice, double dared Shot many times, 50 Cent Coming at me, send fifty I’m in thrifted fatigues on a…
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Useless defences
My text history dirtier than Marquis de Sade’s escapades She learned lessons from history about siegecraft She’s escalading my cascading Jericho walls Knowledge from the world of the ancients She’s at the frontline, waiting patient I’m inspecting the granaries, looking gravefaced Once her wild ephebes scale my walls using their cruel ladders My soldiers weak…
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Nakedpics
Begging send me the booty I’m reporting for duty having won a military cross And she’s finding problems with my boots Send nudes, cutie Reply comes quick as a premature ejaculator She won’t do it, I know her nature, keep me eager I don’t think so, dude A minute later an update, part two Maybe…
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