Alchemisland

Panda find food, house of bamboo getting tattooed Drake-topped tree roots forming a rude rood Astute when I’m not stewed, which is never, dude I’m in the power shower still wearing a slick suit Star I’m hitched to is about to boom, flames consuming me Lasers shooting out from me, ladies booties out for me…

House of Dragons how I’m willing to wait a season Before anything major even happens I’m a respected major, with twenty captains at hand My cup is never far from my hand, slowly inuring myself to toxins  All who abjure my rule, or talk treacherously, I have immured Those interned suffer muchly, as they deserve,…

Cheap shot crying over that I get the win, nothing else matters Weak spot giant enemy crab attack Jesus go easy on him lad, lack that Ability I can only cripple and avoid humility Fed the rulebook to my fool Roebuck  Whose foolishness rubbed off on you Can’t think of why else you rose like…

Jumpin’ Jehoshaphat Moses and burning bush For that thank Josephus Antiquities of the Jews book Cover leather, gold letters, jewelled front Bound by a bookbinder called Buchbinder.