Alchemisland

Rob a mobster’s shoes Clobber him, slobbering over his watch Slovenian from his gatch Bleeding from his new gash I brandished my cleaver saying stand and deliver I delivered like just-eat then door dashed His blocking hand got chopped in half Like the remnants of a statue after the blasts Shoeless, I Judas him perhaps…

Hunt for sport like the predator Direly in need of editors All the best ones disinterested in my head’s contents Or dead themselves, gone to the haunt place our footfalls keep time for I am asked to take the floor and despite my near-worshipful adoration Of the work we have carried out together, I am…

One verbal warning Next time super shotgun like Doom II No more super saving no more close shaves Shaving against the grain Betraying my liege for one night with Ygraine on her knees  Keep nuclear secrets on unencrypted floppies My exhibition was a flop, nuclear triptych became city property When I couldn’t fulfil my obligations…

Sinking at pace Syncopated grace The naves swell away Ranks of ravers praying A raving priest abeyant antient ways Addresses his laymen, the ley clergy Urge sin’s purging in the final days Tributes urgently, given in earnest Firstborns must be fed to furnaces Dragon hoards on returning collection plates Use the microwave as a Tophet…

Can’t remember the last time I had something interesting to say Told you I’m leaving my job, what I intend and endeavour I want monuments to me in the desert, kind lasting forever Golden pyramids like Ferrero Rocher served me on a tray Ricochet, bullet spray and returned serves Rick O’Shea played a blinder today,…