Alchemisland

Astute student of Astarte Restarted my education Restated my intention, to enter legend To be mentioned next to great men I wish upon a star day, I woke up before cockrow on a Saturday To prove my slavish dedication to betterment, only peppermint Tea after eight, finish my plate without delay, no minty after eights…

Corn king issues  Conniptions When they snip my nips  Into the bog, wear what kicks Lost every round, just need one kick.

Obsessed with penning Panicking to find a pen Before the lines repel My eyes grappling hooks Latching on with a look Look at me crooked Left hook, muppet Little like Mrs Muffet but 200 points in toughness Hundred Tenants pints at predrinks, palmed keyring leave cardoor streaks Squeaking as I make my art, my life…

Couldn’t get enough of me when there was money Can’t get whiff of you now that I’m in trouble Weren’t there for the struggle, won’t care about the mud you’re in Up your neck, won’t help with debts don’t hold your breath If they don’t know my dad’s name is Denis then they’re not denizens…

Wanna get locked I say more of the drinks Not enough locks, I say more of the brinks More keys more clinks more clanks more rings More kings more lords more lords of the rings More Silmarillion creation songs to sing No longer any need unsheath Glamdring No need to ride bareback on Shadowfax Spy…