Alchemisland

I’m more stoned than an orthostat Often baked, did you notice that? Pussy wet, like the nose of a cat Batwings, skin crimson, horns to match Wider than the doorframes it marks the jambs Rakes the thatch doing damage.

Your fella: type RTÉ Second year hair bleached Herr Cleary, Latin teacher Pass exams, get a vehicle Gaff massive, medieval Doctors in the family, medical marvel wouldn’t be far off All the sprogs, now armfuls, delivered in Mount Carmel Conceived on top of a car, below Atacaman desert stars  Fixture at Wezz, guaranteed Teaching you…

Guns of Navarone Good feeling never owing Used take loans at cutthroat rates Now I’m owed and scrotes better pay if they value their throats I’ll remove something you can’t replace with emotes Curtail your genetic trail by snipping your wiener through your g-star jeans I’ll ensure you can’t pass on your genes because you’re…

Sick hoes got kids with six toes Never sick when I hit the throat with my pale stick of dynamite Don’t mind blood ties, I’m on a blood diet, good type only Junkie cronies broke into the fridge and stole a frozen stock Copped it so I’ve got lots Popped it like I’ve got spots…

Five tour veteran, ace with a weapon Done so much ket, call me the Keteran around Kettering Begging to visit my steadings, meddlers  Be my guest for a steamy weekend of sex and cigarettes These lemmings careful treading Be kind or be careful, purple wedding Kingdeading my speciality No such thing as the last weed…