Alchemisland

Irn-Bru acquired Iron Age requirements I renege on a deal to knight my kneeling squire  I seek revenge for my life on all tyrants Thought I was ready to go back into that scene My friend was telling me over jars in the bar If you don’t put yourself out there, you won’t be seen.

There are hidden codes, ritual robes, magical scrolls Os hidden in my coat, so I can be rid of any scrotes that boldly roll up I’m not kidding, you’ll be killed in the shitter while dropping kids off To go swimming, switching between women depending on preference I leave you these for reference These greasy…

I’m more stoned than an orthostat Often baked, did you notice that? Pussy wet, like the nose of a cat Batwings, skin crimson, horns to match Wider than the doorframes it marks the jambs Rakes the thatch doing damage.

Your fella: type RTÉ Second year hair bleached Herr Cleary, Latin teacher Pass exams, get a vehicle Gaff massive, medieval Doctors in the family, medical marvel wouldn’t be far off All the sprogs, now armfuls, delivered in Mount Carmel Conceived on top of a car, below Atacaman desert stars  Fixture at Wezz, guaranteed Teaching you…

Guns of Navarone Good feeling never owing Used take loans at cutthroat rates Now I’m owed and scrotes better pay if they value their throats I’ll remove something you can’t replace with emotes Curtail your genetic trail by snipping your wiener through your g-star jeans I’ll ensure you can’t pass on your genes because you’re…