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Solpadine Beanstalk
Lean in Fanta cans We’re leaning into fantasy land Vanback courting brain damage Doing Diana manoeuvres M16 got the best body removers Leave a populace clueless Relevation of the method is what they do Renders us unable to do Anything about what’s plain to view With your bird getting handsy In the alley peeping her…
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No straw hole in this blood transfusion bag
Not careful that style cramper’ll End up in a crammed Saturday A&E with major damage I’ll be in the next day getting seen for two broken hands Worth it to answer a challenge Keep rambling in that tone, moaning at me, having a go An ambulance’ll take you home Watched enough Casualty to know where…
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Aleister Crowley’s book of climbing safety tips
All my brothers matching jumpers like the Clancys Clinking crystal, cheap cans but the glass is fancy Don’t put hands on me, you pansy Moldovan security, tend to be handsy Expel you gladly from the manor In my works you’re the spanner At my worst I’m the man At my best I’m Nirvana Your very…
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The Uruk Hai knew about menus
In waiting, like delivery ETA Between 1 AD and 1980, and that’s maybe Ring came like Inn of the Prancing Pony’s guest enrolment book All these delays but all’s forgave Perhaps he’d a flat, drops it to my flat, into my lap Bring it to my lips a lung collapser I bung it savage, evil…
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Translating forgotten heresies into Yola
Saturday in Slattery’s, salad days Lashing per the papers in the usual draining fashion We’re in the pub draining pumps, trading bumps All got bags like the eyes of new mums Tropical, rum with passion fruit pulp, yum Taking pulls off bullhorn blunts So many sups, would have thought the cup was glued to my…
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