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Aleister Crowley’s book of climbing safety tips
All my brothers matching jumpers like the Clancys Clinking crystal, cheap cans but the glass is fancy Don’t put hands on me, you pansy Moldovan security, tend to be handsy Expel you gladly from the manor In my works you’re the spanner At my worst I’m the man At my best I’m Nirvana Your very…
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The Uruk Hai knew about menus
In waiting, like delivery ETA Between 1 AD and 1980, and that’s maybe Ring came like Inn of the Prancing Pony’s guest enrolment book All these delays but all’s forgave Perhaps he’d a flat, drops it to my flat, into my lap Bring it to my lips a lung collapser I bung it savage, evil…
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Translating forgotten heresies into Yola
Saturday in Slattery’s, salad days Lashing per the papers in the usual draining fashion We’re in the pub draining pumps, trading bumps All got bags like the eyes of new mums Tropical, rum with passion fruit pulp, yum Taking pulls off bullhorn blunts So many sups, would have thought the cup was glued to my…
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I asked was anyone listening and the lights flickered off
Slug chucker brandished, slugging brandy, triple slammers making vanish Mixing God-besmirching band merch with Armani, armature fully branded When it’s done I chuck it, shatters when it lands Someone roused from Dreamland shouts angrily but fuck it I’m full of beer like a can up a chook, and lemon shatter shook Five star chase on…
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That robin’s wise and he knows a reliable wormhive when he spies one
Not afraid to land like the packages Came from Afghan no sand damages Mystery mead, take a swig of Mary G+3, take a sprig off Surrounded by lines, don’t wait for kick off That one’s not a glancing shot, won’t ping off Like a lance hitting an unarmoured spot Won’t ring off Keep ringing, I…
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