Month: Feb 2026
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TWOFACED SCREWFACED
You better not step because Last time I checked Your ride didn’t have eject And I won’t stay Jekyll forever.
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CLASS SWINGER
Social climber’s swift decline Decline your offer, sock you and leave a shiner Red hat like a shriner Keeps sunshine out of my eyes while I’m driving Come in, parents had to Habit of missing class and skiving, 16 with tattoos I was working the mash, drinking choc Yazoo Building up cash like Bradley Walsh…
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Needful Tings
Fiends are needful things More lines than Stephen King I don’t mean the jotters he writes in On a white horse I ride in Your steel was tinfoil I’m real and you’ll feel it if I have it in for you One at a time or all four of you Too many raids, only a…
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Buyer’s Market (confessions of a sphincter taster)
Noise is startling Tell a leng tart don’t worry darling Engine garbled Auto theft, no carpool Stolen like the Elgin Marbles She’s got a mouth could fit eleven marbles At which I marvel Million quid contract, Matt Cardle Went from a start up To established market Engine spark it Driving the borderlands, killing Varkids Big…
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One night amiga
Never out of service My loud in surplus Thirsty cats slurping Guarded by Cerberus Burn brand my servants Blue lights am swerving Ghosts, blue as where Peter Purvis works Perverts drooling, saliva pooling whilst gooning As a Turkish sans turban twerks Extra score, she’ll sell on this turf at half term Just a girl, age…
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