Month: Feb 2026
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ACRONYMS AND SEVEN SINS
Hot bogger Fashion blogger Classy clobber DKNY top, IDK Name on her ID was Kate, born 88 Pretty face, made my cock like a conger That ass is a jacks clogger Rural, regional, like ITV Picked her up DDTC Shared a mug of IPA, IIRC Green line back to Charlemont Street Then walked down toward…
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My Type Self Sacrifice
Types like me are very rare, smart and keen as well as fair When I read a poem at the local fair, swore I saw fellas welling up there Pushing away tears, acting like they weren’t there, fingering their hair Doing anything but staring or confirming that they care When I’m late they wait there,…
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Nostromo Oh No
We’re in Aliens and I’m Ellen Ripley, plus or minus a few trips I survived when most went to the crypt with flesh ripped We’re in Aliens and you’re Burke, company man and worm Only cloak that you have turns, acid blood third degree burns Easier working with berks, don’t feel bad about being a…
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MISSING WAKE AND BAKE
I’m off it now, honest So much chronic it’d make you vomit More cheese than Wallace and Gromit Tons in keys so I’m speeding Through the streets of Milton Keynes Mutant ghetto in 2000 AD I don’t fret when I’m low Sometimes up, sometimes down Don’t be greedy, back it’ll bounce Now back to the…
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PLANNING PLOTS FOR CROPS ON MAPS
Electric whip that one’s charging Next level drip I’m overcharging Chagrin me and I’ll start charging Do not rely on my largesse to fill your charges Flintlocks discharging from Brittas to Marley Treated to the delightful sight of a retreating British Army I’ve got an army of darkness on the march On the city doors…
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