Month: Feb 2026
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wonders
On the floor where Stevie wees So much weed, how Stevie breathes Bird from Sweden wants me to listen to EVPs I’m not convinced but been convicted of impiety, lack of rightude Rainjacket orange as Raichu, out in the rain trying to find you To right you, got you bang to rights Banged your bird…
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Ritual to borrow four lives from a cat
Yapping more after Es Can’t phone home, I’m not ET Sore legs with pain between From last night’s sesh of CBT Bring swellings down with CBD GBH on a cunt from UCD Who didn’t cough up for green Left him with a hole like a CD Sprinkling mushrooms into Yakult Yack white as races made…
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Occident orient
Spending tugrik, eastern trade Buying a mansion, class betrayed One along the motorway How about Hermiston, Rubrik, Ballytrane
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GUESS YOUR WEIGHT AND AGE
Don’t need to know your BMI That’s TMI TBPH could be tapeworm time Whipping up crack batches, checking PH Checking cheap flights BA Case I need to escape Area grey in which I operate.
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Reading Kipling poems to strippers
Get ketamine in across the bay, Mandalay Man can delay but there’s no escape She’s in tight white pants like Ripley I’m done quickly but paid fifty for sixty So now I’m reading Kipling to a stripper Nippers napping in my kitchen Licked her earlier, kipper taste on my lips Looks like someone missed the…