Month: Feb 2026
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No show
Stopped going to work. I would wake up forty minutes before my first alarm, anxious already, Itself forty minutes before the latest time I could feasibly leave bed, And in that time I would convince myself that calling in sick was alright. The only time I fancy a lie on another while’s when I must…
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Self righteous
Practically missing. Convinced, as pricks always are, I was on the right side of history. This one deluge was going to miss me. My wife tried dismissing me But I knew she would kiss me When the fissures appeared. When anything equipped with either wire or gear Shed sedate appearance, Awakened, suddenly fearless! No allies…
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Wraparounds
Sif suddenly bald So I make a dwarf a hairgiver Bad temper, hairtrigger Big enough order, yeah I’ll deliver there Red hot, leave the spot with tunes blaring because I don’t care Roof down so I can feel the air move my hair Packs in the back, boot where I keep my spare Risk like…
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Psyclist
Ask myself “Are you winning?” Like a dad passing by his son’s room Peeking his head into the blue-cut gloom. Head spinning like the wheel of a crashed bike. However I tried My brakes wouldn’t bite Downhill slip and slide. I went over the handlebars, spiked. Landed hard on my side Hurt those prime parts…
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Test your grappling, fatty
Coked up and ready to go Straight from the playbook of Jon Jones Breaking bones, cranking shoulders, sorry, Glover I’m an old favourite for fight promoters Every fight, belts I’m holding Rode around the ring on my coach’s shoulders Before the fight light them up with a look that smoulders Topple them with a left…
Alchemisland 