Month: Feb 2026
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BIG LOVELY ARSES AND WHAT THEY’RE FOR
Smacked arse, yeah that’s nice Yeah that’s fucking ASDA price Yeah, you heard me, that’s the price No backchat from my lab mice Who cares whether it’s skunk or spice Whether the buzz is aggro or chill as ice Price is nice, hand over nine fivers Then drive off and enjoy your night I can…
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NEVEREMPTYBAG
To go around I’ve got plenty Even at a semi they’d refer to it as a hog, inches half twenty Half man half god, nippleless I sink in the bog, skin flensed Mad blends between the skins, creepy love between the twins I’ll have two of whatever Kanye’s having One sniff have you raving by…
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Show you my room
Name’s June, tube top and curly mop Fairly cute when she’s not bazooked Every night baloobas, ends up blowing me like first tuba, like a cuban Big hips and black hair held back by silver clips, like a painting by Ruebens In my spinning room, facial features twisting to inhuman, summat cubist Pyramid of white…
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Ground Down and Rats Out
Last sailor riding this wave Blasting harpoons, trying to impale my white whale White sales and green bales, protecting shop like a Korean in LA Kareem Abdul when I play, balling all year all day Killing so many dudes, I must be in your base Receiving so many nudes, have to free up space Keys…
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Old gods and ships in bottles
Not interested in maintaining faculties Butter as grease when fisting crease Cretins with weapons promising vendettas They want to steal my pie, see me pacified Passed around like Pasiphae, felt my Cretan Bull inside Discreetly excreting behind trees, exercising my right to pee publicly Cheating, taking long and talking shite, thrice denied Christ Cult of…
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