Don’t make noise or upset me
I don’t win on points I go Jet Li
No cops, no point, better belling a priest
Battle like Pelennor Fields until your defeated
Teach you a lesson, but let you get a headstart
Pelham 123 then I’m running through the trees
Like I was trying to road test new Nikes
When I slow down I sniff my keys
Heartrate 333 BPs
Don’t tease or cheat me or the cheetah gets released
Predator, stripes and spots from chest to crotch
Dimebags or fist-sized rocks, hauling in my lobster pots
Real Monsters don’t come in cans
Snuff movie submitted to Cannes
Snuffed your life out, used a dutch angle
My ganja is Dutch and I’m handling the dust
Sending more people off planet than Elon Musk
Have it they must, got it always; that, you can trust.
Skunk with quite a musk
Comes vacuum packed so that’s a plus
Quite a change from when I used to arrange
To get a bag and change from a sheriff badge that was rusted
A lot of gusto and bluster
But I’m Augustus and I don’t trust guff
Anyone telling me pub stories is already talking too much
I move quiet as a hunter stalking
I have no room for your white selling porkies
Anything boring I abhor and actively ignore
Keep at it I’ll leave you twitching on the floor
Like you inhaled a canister of chlorine.
Alchemisland 
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