Buckfast not half as nice in a glass
Talking not half as nice when it’s out the ass
Could take him to task but I’m not arsed
Like the walls in a fancypants manse, I’m getting plastered.
He’s talking horseshit but free drugs so I endorse it.
I adore horsing down portions meant to help a horse kip.
Thanks for the few bits, new kid.
Measure my bags in cubits,
Initial figure then cube it.
Spliff longer than a Cuban,
Hips wide as a Rubens’ muse
White thong tight as a road that can’t fit two
Can’t wait to move it when we’re screwing
Can’t wait to move in, start polluting.
Alchemisland 
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