These wont-stay-whites you’re eyeing up come at too high a price
You’re paying for, admittedly nice, spice with crime-sweaty fivers
So get to the back of the line and hope the Bible’s throughline is true to life
Paltry amount, doubted that was the savings from your whole life
Your every endeavour, every found coin, every birthday present, less than
I spend on wine in a single night if both sides of the forward slash are five
Riding a white palfrey into Westminster
To find a spy you must be double sly, look inside
Mr. Palfrey of Westminster, what a face fails to belie
Rarely to never fail to supply.
Farley-like, a devil, when I’m inhaling from pipes
Devil may cry and never say die and other birthday card triteness
Can’t say that when I’m never saying never can I?
Stick out. Said “Bite this.”
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