Alchemisland

She got changed beside my bed, lilac smock and Nikes

Boots knocking, headboard rocking

Smiles, enjoyed last night

Right, it’s nine so almost night, time to lock in and drive

Lock the doors and look alive

Peel out the driveway bound for the M5

I need lots of stock, rock, and smelly sock

To sell to college knobs at KnockanStockan

Back and forth like Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em

Up to the border and back to the fortress for blogging

Always moving like Howl’s Castle so I’m never bored

Always doing what causes hassle, true lord of discord

23 up on my wall, scrawled in letters broad, ink brought up with a sword

Meet them where it’s boarded up, get bawdy when I take a sup.