Alchemisland

Meeting weed-weakened down ‘n’ outs about outstanding amounts

Foment trouble, go roaming the moment I roll up, new motor roaring.

Give them Roman Peace until they agree to pay double, no plea deals,

Just full payment on time or clubbed seals and blubber-stained raiments

Double drop deep dive to the event horizon, Special K no breakfast time,

Gassed can’t stop laughing, half Bradley Walsh half Alison Hammond.

John Hammond how I spare no expense, ramming galley for the gammon,

Ramen, waifos ham, and baked bean sambos for you man

Weekly budget couldn’t buy a weaksauce sample of my parmesan.

Under construction masterpieces behind pleated ropes

Delivering late and overbudget a painting of a snake for the Antipope

Meeting my laughing master, three handholding fates, heath’s blasted

I’m living everyday like it’s Heath’s last

Majority stakeholder, don’t mean Van Helsing in the coach over.