BROWNCOAT REDCOAT ANYCOATATALL: ULYSSES DECODED

Joyce and 3 plus or minus 1

Evincing patterns or too much sun?

Blooms at Eccles, minus one

Not counting his dyingdead son

A book of myriad wonders

One can scrutinize or blunder through

A bland literature it thundered through

It was torn apart, torn and thrown askew

Skewered and lambasted, dubbed smut unfit to view

Just because of dirty words, a few, and people taking poohs

Don’t we all do it? Yes, yes we all do

Scrotumtightening sea, green not blue

Bloom with his hand down his trousers, a lame lady’s fanny in view

But onto deeper mystery we must move

Into another chamber let us remove

My rumpled crumpled sleuth’s outfit I smooth  down

Pacing around the room with my pipe, smoke gushing out

A hat made for flushing deer out

Some find it bruising, others amusing

It will hardly make the news but a name we must now choose:

Who there in brown mackintosh marches the margins? A muse?

The book equivalent of a visible member of a film crew?

That moreso would be true, William’s name is the clue.

Perhaps more explanation is due,

But that most of the fun removes.

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