Househunting 2025

When I’m making suggestions, you just nod and say yes

Doomed temple, ripping hearts out of chests

Doom metal tempo when I’m shagging in second best beds

Making bids on gaffs, making bets on scraps

Getting by on scraps, checking flooding maps

Everyone keeps saying the market will collapse

You’ll get a gaff for nothing, just be ready to collect

But I’ll not wait and I’ll never beg

As long as I’ve money for fags and Greggs.

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