Month: Jan 2026
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Transcribing the disturbing diary entries which Patient A carved onto the shit-daubed walls of his bedlam cell, December 1917
Mentos in a shook-up bottle of smoke and lightning Menty B made me overdose, ward B during Christmastime It’s in my genes like bags of green a badge wielding fiend seized Bed 613, in and out since 16 eating Thorazine and meeting demons Doctor with skin like jeans Signed my cert signed and served, he…
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That awkward moment when
I’ve experienced enough of you to recognize a tendency You can’t control or notice but you patrol like it’s your duty Man, I couldn’t believe that you weren’t trolling when you rolled in like that Coming at me like that, in my own gaff? Get your hat with that chat Don’t know where you get…
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The northward direction of worthwhile orgasm
Spliff jammed jip rammed in, one more rambling Then exeunt the stage like the script demanded it Fellwanderer how I ramble Amongst briar and brambles Combing wet grass for infinity samples Lift your dress, inhale that fresh scent Goes right to my head gets me hellbent for leather Bed’s too far, fingertapping no guitar Eddie…
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Abbreviate, spacesaver
Poseidon in the salty seas Picking sides it’s the lovers for me but the kid can fight, UFC If it’s testy on the feet And my chin’s getting tested I’ll test the grappling If it’s crap, an RNC Fuck the RUC it’s IRA for me Six figure AIB savings account, my interest exceeds your gross Piques…
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The farting of the pellowship
Spliff doer, stinkier than manure My beur, can’t find one newer She’s rolling while I’m playing computer in my room She’s started doing glue without saying anything, as if I wouldn’t notice She can keep swooning screw loose, long as she keeps screwing me And rolling up five skinners to keep me fluid She’s got…
Alchemisland 