Month: Jan 2026
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Hat shopping with Thomas Cranmer
Headlights off Use echolocation Morality pliant, situational This one’s extenuating Got ten ten on ten exs Need a sty for the one you’re necking Cows you could megs Choosing beggars, choosing to leg it Move smoothly, chess not checkers Only check me in a moonbeam Small candles obscure how vast the room be Mad fates…
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Fuckstarted the tar dominator
Pile driver red eye pilot Colliding with sidewalks like RTE ice guy Have your spine contriving to form the shape of the top of an egg’s case, wheelchair driver Any more talk you’ll be relearning to walk Going to business talks Doing online courses, undertaking e-learning Diverse portfolio, soul sold for motion Fashionably early, missold…
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So much gold the Bacardi Breezers thought their drinker was Croesus
Lack nowt, got seconds and thirds Private Slack just for sexts from damp skirt Blackouts no curtains Went Kurtz over earnings Text warning as a courtesy Keep you looking out those curtains to the curb Cursed so I’m curt Worst just keeps getting worse Worzel how they’re gumming Initial projections gubbins Outside business upping drumming …
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Ditty for chatty duos
Matching overcoats I’ll give you matching throats If you lapse with codes Over.
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Holding the unflown flag of empty skin that was once the beautiful woman with the zip on her head
Splitting it like a divorce court Shelling it like the Four Courts Selling it like a drug lord, oil money on the forecourt From Darndale corners to the Harcourt Hardcut to me cutting hard where you keep hacksaws Hacking up phlegm, covered in sores like a gas victim Make bank, make them gasp, no loss,…
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