Month: Jan 2026
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The manyemerald ring I seduced from the last full-faced Djinn in old Memphis grants me control over animal wills and unholy movement speed
I’m a rodent handler Balenci mug jewel studded in hand like Joeyy Ambiguous job like Chandler, slob like Joey Thin white like a Bowie guise, open wide for blowback then flowy lines Doing pick ups and drops like Panda On road speeding, like Mr Toad back to the manor Police scanner in tow RTÉ tones…
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The invisible gutplundering arsefuckings that are unspoken parental expectations
Mam and dad wanted a civil servant They got divilish devil servant Nobody talks during the sermon Stock price, projections, upward trends for earnings Q1 starting early Bloodied young, I was born to berserk Axe curve is sharp, closet full of bear shirts Got bare workers slinging it while terms off I’ve got that woof…
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*after the Great Fire of London* “You missed a bit.”
Dividing up plants I don’t mean wearing workpants To trim the hedges Mouth drier than a kiln as my word quota gets filled Weed and Bensonhedges Final boss for editors Making a killing, zipping past my competitors All I do is act like a Predator Zip up bags and trip up inspectors with badges Alas…
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Shocking a dog into good manners
Irish guy smoking live like a javelin Writing tracts thick as the fatberg under Camden Risking collapse to go fully at it Go gully, all-in like Avatar with Cameron Swerved the judgement of the gavel New appreciation for this holy gravel Never know when it’s gonna happen So happy to payroll a full-time cameraman Every…
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Finding flow state at the shakier end of a five coffee thirteen bong early start
Turnt up, no more lurking Fuck a telling off, no telling what’s next, nothing’s certain We’re selling, flying off the shelves like paper for the asshole surface When there are red warnings on the world service Higher than Helvellyn, hellbent for medicine Bell rung after I’ve swung One and done kick to the front tongue,…
Alchemisland 