Month: Jan 2026
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Hercules’ boyfriend ran off, or should I say limped fairly lively
Sticky this addiction Hot potato but you can’t drop it, bong’ll have you coughing Like a mustard payload, Two’ll have you coffined Namedropped on a gravestone.
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Ravaged by invisible monsters last Sabbat
On the block with fingerlicking good, got those toxics To make sure you find me fast I’m willing to dox it, share the Atlas More snow than Dyatlov Passage Pindrop, my fiends they just can’t stop it, mad action Pinlock, three times I got it wrong, my fault can’t be mad at them Online login…
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Weak from satanic donation
Rafferty’s for a pack of solpos Consumed rapidly can’t stop those More silver than you’d get selling your liver to a Chinese bidder Did it willing, charismatic villain Long John Silver, unsuitable for children Went from chilling To doing city centre laps in ratchet, hands off clothes worth millions Brow sweatless downed the wet nose…
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And for the rest of his life he feared phones, jumped for cover at alarm sounds, and never boarded a train
Seeing dead fellows, what are screens for My bedfellows your dream four Stringfellows these skeezes Could be making good dosh teasing Indoors without their drawers for geezers Could get endorsed, some upstart wanting to back a horse Plant the sword but I’m assuredly not the standard for Gryffindor Smoking that strongsmell horse You can only…
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Another headshot
Just cut a set of doorkeys, place in Dalkey Nothing Fawlty, no Torquay No doorway talking, bad Clondalkin boys are stalking Blue-tile pool even though it’s freezing, pets hawks Porticos and friezes, coke-preceded pep talks, unneeded Awesome fractions, four please Portions lashings Porkies for the Bastards, doesn’t matter what they’re asking Momentary lapse, manse near…
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