Alchemisland

I’m from the place that invented colcannon

Out drinking all day, here that’s called cannin’

Taking cocaine shirt off, sure tanning

Bully boy on the beach, kick back to sand sherds your castle and keep

Watching sweeping waves thinking about sleep

How it comes in slow but each time leaves more of itself

Until the beach is suddenly gone

Boil a frog slow that’s how we’re going on

Last time, too fast to the bone zone

Heart had a wee break like the egg chap of bedtime rhyme fame

Tenfold more than last night is tonight’s dining

Last took a T break, when 10AM still meant wee break

Using tinfoil, don’t mean unwrapping Tunnock’s Tea Cakes.