Tranqs up to 11
Huffing 7 spraycans of Raid so my breath kills flies
Big bags, make bank, supersize it like the fries
Morgan Spurlock had, remember he lied?
Sure he ate Maccers but sustained primarily a booze diet
Apu’s place type affair my fridge and bare cupboards
Shit from 1998 still there
Sure dust it off and put it in the oven
You can trust a dog, they’ve got you covered
Don’t mind the brown stuff, think it used be mustard
Thought they were angels, turned out buzzards
I’m pushing her buttons like a smart guy with a buzzer
Fun quiz with the company
Crunch culture and I’m in good company
Club lovers sleep less, go off like microwave ovens.
Alchemisland 
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