Using nail scissors to carve an X onto my arm so that my paintings sell

Practically thriving, cracked up while driving

Windows cracked, weedwhacker gas spiralling skyward

All my skivers and spiders know the shop’s open tonight

Selling paintings, dainty playthings, Satan-aided

Practically giving them away so buy today, closing down sale

They’re mediocre but that’s the charm in a way

Naïve style, unpracticed arm

Outsider art I remind them, lying

Shark smile, lying hand on Bible

That kinda guile, don’t get involved

I’ll mishandle your love

To me this life is but a trifle, something to be rushed

I intend to fudge it

I’m not sticking to a budget, if anyone tries castigating me

It’s punch mayhem, I’ll castrate them.

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