Shocking a dog into good manners

Irish guy smoking live like a javelin

Writing tracts thick as the fatberg under Camden

Risking collapse to go fully at it

Go gully, all-in like Avatar with Cameron

Swerved the judgement of the gavel

New appreciation for this holy gravel

Never know when it’s gonna happen

So happy to payroll a full-time cameraman

Every dog their day, so say the Campbell’s man.

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