Alchemisland

Not careful that style cramper’ll

End up in a crammed Saturday A&E with major damage

I’ll be in the next day getting seen for two broken hands

Worth it to answer a challenge

Keep rambling in that tone, moaning at me, having a go

An ambulance’ll take you home

Watched enough Casualty to know where this goes

Produce the blade and raise it to my nose

Half a bag one sniff, like nobody knows.