Lugs Branigan vs Mike Perry in BKFC

More stans than your favourite rapper

More last stands than a Tolkien battle chapter

Reach for the handle but she says no batteries

No rabbit that’s a Bugs ban

Lugs Branigan again walking the block

Medals knocking, one from Knock

Looking spick, span

Knock-ready like a knock-kneed granny

I’ll happily throw hands, any cranny from Buncrana to Knockranny

My shoe shadow an eclipse to a bug’s span

Big mammoth ears like a caveman’s fodder, handles on a cup, for hands

Belt he gave man in answer was a shock

Not an impact you could unpack as glancing at all

Look, motherfucker, I’ll brook no quarrel; any guff a gutpunch’ll follow

Keep talking out of turn the death merchant’ll be hawking your mam urns

For loose talk you get got

Your mam will dress goth

Talking eternity with our lady of the sorrows

But if I look and see man again when I come back tomorrow

All that wasted time you’ll look back to revise as borrowed.

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