Lack nowt, got seconds and thirds
Private Slack just for sexts from damp skirt
Blackouts no curtains
Went Kurtz over earnings
Text warning as a courtesy
Keep you looking out those curtains to the curb
Cursed so I’m curt
Worst just keeps getting worse
Worzel how they’re gumming
Initial projections gubbins
Outside business upping drumming
Up in Dundrum
Got one wetter than a Donegal drumlin
Keep hash cubes in a Drum tin
Drank 8 tins now I’m drunk.
Alchemisland 
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