Hat shopping with Thomas Cranmer

Headlights off

Use echolocation

Morality pliant, situational

This one’s extenuating

Got ten ten on ten exs

Need a sty for the one you’re necking

Cows you could megs

Choosing beggars, choosing to leg it

Move smoothly, chess not checkers

Only check me in a moonbeam

Small candles obscure how vast the room be

Mad fates on the loom

Me, the Norns, watching it zoomed with baited breath

Dark as death’s decor

Ican see it all because I ate my carrots

My way a con way like Darren

Blacken the sky with arrows

That’s my everytime battle plan, don’t invest in cannon 

Scammed and lied my way to the top of the dam

Despite a whopper logjam

Top job and titles, top floor office

My name in lights and a proper cock crammer

Under the desk like the legs of a crammer

When the last exam’s next, getting neck

Better protect your neck, wind it in

Yap about my venal sins and get Cranmer’d, get?

Sparking a debutant to prove I’m a legend

Prove a more surefire method.

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