Handspan cheekmeasured

Private road to the good manor

Can’t take the lad out of his private planet

Bad manners not the band, I’m sliding down bannisters ’cause I can

Gaff truly le grande like Alexander in France

I’ve got ghosts who wouldn’t know a Tudor rose from Adam, that old

For all my vanity haven’t cleaned the pad in weeks, bad mould

Littered with footpad implants and canisters, traffic loads

All my friends are bandits, see you out then traffic slows

Our shit doesn’t jam, we land then manage it, clip unload

Touching down in foreign lands: Ripon, Nippon. or Rhodes.

Trips sandwiched between lickouts for your missus

No misses, no country when I haven’t enrolled a mistress

Mischievous one showing interest

Haven’t seen under that red dress

Situ requires redress, finesse it.

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