Grown ass man’s shoes, never worn

Over 50s unmarried male

Guaranteed to own a special plate

Key meal times, can’t be changed

Very picky, peas and potatoes no interplay

What edges a relationship’s compromise sands down

In a bachelor begins standing out

Black-tie event, serving Sam the Clown from Sandown

Manners ill becoming a man of your slim talents

So many regrettable attributes in you

Showing creation’s imbalance

Some all good, kindness alone

Others… well, you gather.

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