Over 50s unmarried male
Guaranteed to own a special plate
Key meal times, can’t be changed
Very picky, peas and potatoes no interplay
What edges a relationship’s compromise sands down
In a bachelor begins standing out
Black-tie event, serving Sam the Clown from Sandown
Manners ill becoming a man of your slim talents
So many regrettable attributes in you
Showing creation’s imbalance
Some all good, kindness alone
Others… well, you gather.
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