Extra extra readallaboutit Witchfinder exposed in cloud hack, leaked pics show self-named witchfucking world tour

You in the hatchback

Your missus I’m macking on, lipsmacking viewfindering the stacks

You’ll find her in the jacks or the back of my jag

The end of my cannon she’s snacking on

Only God I’m worshipping Mammon

Blew out her back hatch

You can’t stitch that borehole back

She has that porno snatch

Giving me a nasty lapdance

Am I a top shagger? she’s asking

Mouth wide open, feeding time for a basking

Awful cold, snow coming in like Lapland

Well spent that, my dole.

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