Alchemisland

Don’t mention Cromwell near me unless you’re the Rest is History

I’m on a rare tear for real, more Ws than the Welsh news recently

Tentacles, big reach, long arms like armoured Alfred Molina

Padlocks you can’t breach my freezer, freezeout this creature

I’m out for beer and pizza

Prospective keeper, no bees, name Lisa, necks Breezers like fruit Capris

DJs in Ibiza but only over Summer, good on decks and some neck

Doesn’t mind holding something

BJs whenever and dead clever, more than just a pretty face.