Garda need tasers
Because certain estates
Are filled with blade-wielding crazies and racists
Meanwhile taking whale doses off the tip of the Mahdi’s best guard’s sabre
Sleeping over, baby, you better sign the waiver and get your asshole open
Like the magic cave when Open Sesame is spoken
It tapers toward the bottom, seeds no sesame
You want them and I’ve got them, practically obsessed with me.
Alchemisland 
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