Talked shit like a scat fetish forum
Wrote my name three times, like a passport form
Faked until I made it, now we’re past performance
Tried ousting me, I went back to my house after last orders
It was raining heavily, had to wring out my trousers out back
They said my reign was one of misrule and disorder
They met and in sight of that mighty Sword of State swore
To see me away, to show me the gate, but were one short of eight
And resultantly couldn’t reach quorum, delegitimising their debate.
Alchemisland 
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