Methuselah Syndrome

Nippon trip while the Yen’s shit, spending dough loads

New bong to rip on, honking some mental shit

Doing drops on wrong roads

Cough bottle so clear nose, did a Kong dose, eyes half rose

Old bog so

Watch your step or you’ll never be an old soul, Jesus Wept

One spot you don’t wanna trip on, goodbye to the West

Did five trips no less

Ripon women with diamond-cutting nips, Anglo-Saxon flaxen

Gagging for it, gaggles of them, now that’s a paddling

Pongy weed dropped in from Roppongi has me feeling groggy

Talking at length, half to myself, over bloggy

Really socked me that sock, honestly.

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