Alchemisland

That many cameras and no CCTV in the tunnel, seems funny

Aided and abetted by aunty, pedohive BBC

The Queen’s holographic disguise glitched, revealing that her skin is green

Tell her the job is done, keep her pleased

I read a story about a sparks finding human limbs and torsos in her freezer

And that up close she has razor teeth and gums that recede

What we see

But a screen, something nice and squeaky clean

A vast web, a thousand spiders

Lizard men working alongside ’em, according to Phil Schneider.