Alchemisland

Buckfast not half as nice in a glass 

Talking not half as nice when it’s out the ass 

Could take him to task but I’m not arsed

Like the walls of a fancy pants manse I’m getting plastered 

He’s talking horseshit but, shrugs, free drugs so I endorse it

I adore horsing down portions meant to help a horse kip 

Eyes dearg, like the doom by the Horslips

Thanks for the few bits, new kid

Measure my bags in cubits 

Initial figure then cube it

Spliff longer than a Cuban 

Hips wide as a Rubens

White thong tight as a road that can’t fit two

Can’t wait to move it when we’re screwing

Can’t wait to move in, start polluting.