Alchemisland

Don’t make noise or upset me

I don’t win on points I go Jet Li, moves that’re deadly

Detrimental to health, hit a violence medley

No cops no point, better belling a priest

I battle like Pelennor until your defeat

Teach you a lesson but let you get a headstart

Pelham 123 countdown, then I’m running through the trees 

Hell for leather, like I was trying to road test new Nikes

Whenever I slow down I sniff my keys, heartrate 333 BPs

Don’t tease or cheat me or the cheetah gets released

Predator just watch, sporting stripes and spots chest to crotch

Dimebags or fist-sized rocks, hauling in my lobster pots

Real Monsters don’t come in cans

Snuff movie submitted to Cannes

Snuffed your life out, used a dutch angle

My ganja is Dutch and I’m handling the dust

Sending more people off planet than Elon Musk

Have it they must, I’ve got it always; that you can trust

Skunk with quite a musk

Comes vacuum packed so that’s a plus

Quite a change from when I used to arrange

To fetch a bag and change from a sheriff badge that was rusted

A lot of gusto and bluster but I’m for sure Augustus and I don’t trust guff

They like pills crushed, whenever I buzz they answer Yeah like Usher

Fresh from the oven like you asked for one witch cooked well done

I’ll sell it to anyone, mothers or cousins, smart or dumb

Anyone telling me pub stories is already talking too much

I move quiet as a hunter stalking

I have no room for your white selling porkies

Anything boring I abhor and actively ignore

Keep at it I’ll leave you twitching on the floor

Like you inhaled a canister of chlorine

Did it all for the glory of Moreen.