Alchemisland

Hot bogger 

Fashion blogger

Classy clobber 

DKNY top, IDK 

Name on her ID was Kate, born 88 

Pretty face, made my shlong like a conger

That ass is a jacks clogger

Rural, regional, like ITV 

Picked her up DDTC

Shared a mug of IPA, IIRC

Green line back to Charlemont Street

Then walked down toward IFSC 

Apartment where I grab my green

Green as Oscar off Sesame Street

Pick out the seeds, don’t mean sesame

Doors won’t open for me 

Unless I say Open Sesame 

Back to a sesh off Fleet Street, repeat 

TGIF, we’re both lefties and fiends 

Swap me something for magic beans 

My stock banned overseas, DDT 

How she blows, jaw serpentine 

My thing grows, she’s nitro-glycerine 

She’s got the look, MGMT 

Black lace thong, my BLT 

THC release my TLC 

Brick by brick that’s ACB 

Lodging lots down AIB 

Roadshow, no antiques 

BBC just clapped your cheeks.