Alchemisland

No one aboard the frigate saw me

Boarded without getting caught

So easy it almost bored me

I was busy making a full report when I saw, fully naked,

The captain of that station arrayed for pleasuremaking, in full leather array

I snap a picture, I’ll find a frame later, I’m here to mine data and plant mines 

No time at all before that data’s mine, don’t take my time climbing back over

Before someone plugs me, glug glug, I’ve had more than my due mug of rum

Dipping my cup, I saw Nelson shrug before slumping back under, a wonder.