In order to feel useful I have to work
Since when must idleness feel deserved
You can’t spend forty days in the desert or Costa will be short a server
If the operation was available today, I would willingly be severed
Anything to give Focused Me leverage
Over Free Me, about as attentive as a fresh leveret
Insurance forms, feedback forms, TPS reports delivered
That’s a hard week done, earned this Chinese delivered
That’s a hard week done, let me get fucked on rum; de-livered deliberately
Swallowing free samples liberally, taking company missives literally
In every office I’m their libertine
Preaching freedom from the greedy machine
In every orifice storing extra gusto and will to win
Sinning and slacking at every available window
Cunts like me always win, though
Feet lander, go whatever way the wind blows, like Dylan showed
When time comes for it, UBI will have my vote
I’m treading water like the last boat Homer listed
The only one fateful Athena never kissed; the only one Boreas never lifted
In my own life adrift, I was cutting down strife when my sails ripped
I boxed the leader of international sales and burst his lip
I need a cause, maybe save the whales, or Palestinian lib
Everyone around me smashing sales records
Glengarry style ruthless greedgood predators
Meanwhile, I’m having to wear masks buying bread to dissuade creditors
My only lead the one I kneel to clip onto my dog when he pees
Clouds and dreaming, get your head out and start scheming
Show them your engine is full of speedful steam
Show them that early 30s men can still be reavers
Last night, penile exercise with a bereaved woman named Tina
Her husband left prematurely, like shot-scared scattered brent geese
Taking to the air. She’s finally putting back the pieces
Grief is disease and her cure is Jesus, she calls him her Keeper
In the morning I had to leave, had to deceive
Stick all my points into sneak and flee
Price of freedom for me, some have to get cheesed
Slip going out the back and graze one knee
I can see it’s bleeding but I barely feel it
Work is supposed to give me the desired reasons
Why I shouldn’t wear my belt as a tie and leave.
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