Impressive Chess

Report card so bad my parents got divorced, all D scores

That far below class target, they genuinely wondered if I was retarded

Misspelled my name before the paper started

Artist formerly known as 

Meeting a dopeman outside Topaz

Not a toe man but I’ll suck that and she knows that

Her throat is like my second flat

My big fat choker stops her invoking in one second flat stop the chat

No pressure I’ve a wodge of treasure, want of pleasure

No cat required, pussy like the cheshire that’s why the wide smile

Chess or connect four you name the game, bet death before

He’s still sore about it

Scornful and skinless he was witness to my being made immortal.

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