Alchemisland

Snorting fat green lines of weed

Stalking the Luas green line

No tickets to date, dodging fines

If they catch me I’m telling lies, all or nothing blow on dice

No fear of snake eyes – Anaconda was a laugh riot

Reccied dose Imma take twice that, icy eyes dilating like a cervix giving birth to the antichrist

Now that you enquire, suddenly my name is Domingo Allerdice from Rathmines

Flat 5 something drive, I smile back bile, fuck these cunts

Rentacops, well suck your mum

They’re asking phone numbers, I’m asking which one

We’re at the stop at Dundrum

Mums telling sons not to look, that I’m trouble

That I’m what happens when you don’t choke down your veg

You end up getting booked, being a beggar.