HANDOUTS

No mics no peas but plenty black eyes 

Every time I swipe, bear at salmon style 

Every time I try I backslide 

End up several steps back 

Or upon my backside 

On the flipside I didn’t die 

Must be getting stronger

Finished off my third cow pie

Can feel my dick getting longer 

Didn’t even take off her thong, getting fingered 

Ginger minge matches the thatch 

If she resembles Anne of Cleaves

I’m fleeing like leaves from trees 

When it starts to freeze 

Febreeze the curtains and pillows, because they stink of weed

Can barely see outside, so apply windolene

Smoking drawer

It’s top drawer 

Kept in my top drawer

About my intake no misgivings 

Over income, I’ll cause killings

If I pause, that’s deliberate

Looking through a window 

You’re in the kitchen

I’ll be there demanding the difference 

Don’t care if you’ve got no pot to piss in

Not even half a shilling 

Sleeping outside, out of pocket

Feeling like an Irish Steve Wallace

Everything you say equates

To a load of bollocks, jizz stain

Constipated that means shit is staying 

Once flesh is invaded 

They become patients

Waiting to be seen by Galen.

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